The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.631 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 203,944 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, replacement organs are grown in vats, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 2,099^th in the world and 43^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,952.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.